The Barbarian

The Barbarian fights by sacrificing HP to deal a high amount of physical damage. Thanks to a 2-turn invincible card and their passive, they can often take on higher level opponents (from level 1). They are very dependent on RNG early game, but excel in rush/time constraint missions (e.g. being chased by the Mimic Queen) thanks to Deathwish.

Class Ability
Deathwish - Gains +2hp when fighting an enemy of higher level.

Starting Deck


2x Slam - 2 Physical damage, 1 self-inflicted damage.

1x Howl - 3 Physical damage, 1 self-inflicted damage.

1x Assault - 2 Physical damage, Block 1 Magic.

1x Overpower - 2 Physical damage, Unblockable.

1x Withstand - You gain [Withstand] for 2 rounds.

Quotes
Monster:


 * "I'm getting too old for this"
 * "{NAME} SMASH!!"
 * "{MONSTER}? I'm definitely too old for this"
 * "{MONSTER}? That's more like it!"
 * "RRAAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!! *coughing fit*"
 * "In my day {MONSTERS} were much nicer"

Treasure:


 * "{TREASURE}!"
 * "I'm getting too old f-{TREASURE}!"
 * "More to carry? Oh my back"
 * "Something for the retirement fund"
 * "{TREASURE}? Well well"

Random:


 * "I'm getting too old for this..."
 * "Where are my spectacles?"
 * "Oh my old bones"
 * "Shouldn't there be more battling and shouting? I am BARBARIAN you know"
 * "... and then I slew the last of the magical ponycorns. You see back then ..."
 * "How about a sit down and a nice cuppa?"
 * "I suppose I could PRACTICE my battle screams in this empty room"
 * "I used to be town guard you know, until I took an arrow in the knee"

Explored:


 * "Was I here before? Hm, I forget"
 * "You know what would help? A map"

No Move:


 * "I'm just going to lie down here for a bit"

Idle:


 * "zzzzZZZZ"
 * "Finally a bit of peace and quiet"
 * "I suppose I'll just wait here for a bit"
 * "Let's see, how does it go. GRRRRaaaarrrrggggGGGHHH!!! Yes, yes"
 * "How about finding me something easy.. like a rubber ducky?"

Poked:


 * "What? Huh? Was I asleep?"
 * "Hey! Respect your elders"
 * "One does not simply poke {NAME}!"
 * "That's it! Time to unleash my barbarian RAGE!! *racking cough*"
 * "Ouch! Right in the old knee wound"

Card Fit:


 * "That won't fit anywhere!"